No words.

Goat yells like a man.

Playground Mishaps

I don't know why it's taken me this long to post this.

nuva

Christian: Can I get 20 nuvarings?
Angie: Sure. Where will you put them
Christian: ::stares:: Uhh.....
::walks away::

3 Date Rule

Leah- "Man my legs hurt."
Maureen- *heh* *heh* "Yeah they do!"
Emi- "Oooooooh! She called you a hussy!"
Leah- "I don't know what you're talking about Maureen, at least I know the three-date rule, you just be gunnin' it."
*shocked silence*
Emi- "Oooooooooooooooooooh! She told you!!!!!!!!"

Dominican VS Polish

Emi: Do you like my dominican breakfast?
Maureen: .... your Dominican breakfast tastes suspiciously like a Polish dinner

lol asshole!

Lady & The Tramp

While eating spaghetti and mushroom meet sauce::


Maureen (to Emi)
"OMG! This is so like Lady and The Tramp!!!"
Emi:
"... So I'm a tramp? .. fuckin bitch"

Languages

emi: so i thought to myself, "i already know the language! this is perfect!!"
leah: you know portugese?
maureen & emi - ::stare::
emi: ... .... no... they speak spanish in spain.....