in his country

* billy: you are SO MEAN to that guy!
* em: who? dr. p?
* b: yeah. you are just so mean to him. meaner than you are to anyone. i just feel bad for him. poor guy.
* em: ... really? do you think so? LOL i guess i did call him a lil bitch and threaten to take him down.
* b: if you were in his country, you would've been stoned by now.
* em: his country? dr. p is from chicago!

At the last gleaming broad stripes.

Worst national anthem ever.

food of champions

Emily: i'm hungry. i don't want to eat. but i'm hungry
Maureen: yeah. i have a ball of homemade mozzerella. i may eat that... or, some of that
Emily: lol
Maureen: or in all probablility, all of it.. and some cocoa. fucking food of champions, right there

Yummy Hooves

On discovering Junior Mints have gelatin in them.

Someone needs to lay off the acid.

From Tim and Eric.

Aspbergers

j: His name is August and he's awkward.//
g: Aw. Maybe you should give him a chance.//
j: ... He's AWKWARD.//
g: Well... maybe he has Aspberger's. That's kind of endearing...

Napoleon encore?