Saturday, February 21, 2009

In Response to Dickness

i recently had a conversation with my shit exboyfriend on why he was irresponsible and a waste of time.
this is jess's response to the copy of our convo::

Jess: "i somewhat miss your company"
i SOMEWHAT think you're a dickbag
Sent at 2:13 PM on Saturday
me: lmao

Friday, February 20, 2009

model goes down- twice!

my favorite part is that they laugh hysterically at her.
c'mon. who can resist laughing when they're bustin a gut on tv?!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Sunday, February 8, 2009

crawfish extravaganza

tihna: have you ever had crawfish
emily: no
cassie: ikea has em!
emily: ikea has everything!
cassie: crawfish extravaganza!!!!

fake ketchup

tihna: this ketchup taste funny!
em: i know. i hate their ketchup?
tihna: mmm.
cassie: what brand is it?
tihna: golds
cassie: maybe it's the tomatos theyre using.
tihna: FAKE ASS KETCHUP!!!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

2:15 on a Saturday

(Out loud)

Maureen: Dudes, dudes, dudes.

(Gchat)

Maureen: d00z

(Out loud)

Maureen: Oh God, I spelled that wrong.

(Gchat)

Jess: 12?
Maureen: d00dz

(Out loud)

Jess: Yeah, I'm the only one here who would have thought that was really funny.
New Girl: Wait, are y'all chatting together online?
Maureen and Jess: No!
Angie: We don't even like each other.