Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Email fun
Subject line to Emily on her day off: Because I know you're checking your work email
Body
This is what you missed today:
Me: Gesturing towrads the label printer IN FRONT of Leah- "Hey, is that our new checkout label printer?"
Leah: Stares blankly at it for a few seconds- "Wow, we have one now?"
Me: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
NOTE: Confidential Information
Body
This is what you missed today:
Me: Gesturing towrads the label printer IN FRONT of Leah- "Hey, is that our new checkout label printer?"
Leah: Stares blankly at it for a few seconds- "Wow, we have one now?"
Me: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
NOTE: Confidential Information
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Awesome
emily: Can we talk about how awesome Anne is?
blondie: Can we talk about how you always talk about how awesome everyone is?
emily: Hahaha
blondie: You know what I think when you talk about how awesome everyone is? I think you're awesome.
blondie: Can we talk about how you always talk about how awesome everyone is?
emily: Hahaha
blondie: You know what I think when you talk about how awesome everyone is? I think you're awesome.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
nuva
Christian: Can I get 20 nuvarings?
Angie: Sure. Where will you put them
Christian: ::stares:: Uhh.....
::walks away::
Angie: Sure. Where will you put them
Christian: ::stares:: Uhh.....
::walks away::
3 Date Rule
Leah- "Man my legs hurt."
Maureen- *heh* *heh* "Yeah they do!"
Emi- "Oooooooh! She called you a hussy!"
Leah- "I don't know what you're talking about Maureen, at least I know the three-date rule, you just be gunnin' it."
*shocked silence*
Emi- "Oooooooooooooooooooh! She told you!!!!!!!!"
Maureen- *heh* *heh* "Yeah they do!"
Emi- "Oooooooh! She called you a hussy!"
Leah- "I don't know what you're talking about Maureen, at least I know the three-date rule, you just be gunnin' it."
*shocked silence*
Emi- "Oooooooooooooooooooh! She told you!!!!!!!!"
Friday, July 3, 2009
Dominican VS Polish
Emi: Do you like my dominican breakfast?
Maureen: .... your Dominican breakfast tastes suspiciously like a Polish dinner
lol asshole!
Maureen: .... your Dominican breakfast tastes suspiciously like a Polish dinner
lol asshole!
Lady & The Tramp
While eating spaghetti and mushroom meet sauce::
Maureen (to Emi)
"OMG! This is so like Lady and The Tramp!!!"
Emi:
"... So I'm a tramp? .. fuckin bitch"
Maureen (to Emi)
"OMG! This is so like Lady and The Tramp!!!"
Emi:
"... So I'm a tramp? .. fuckin bitch"
Languages
emi: so i thought to myself, "i already know the language! this is perfect!!"
leah: you know portugese?
maureen & emi - ::stare::
emi: ... .... no... they speak spanish in spain.....
leah: you know portugese?
maureen & emi - ::stare::
emi: ... .... no... they speak spanish in spain.....
Monday, June 29, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
On fetish parties (or orgies in general)
emily: dude
all that bodily fluid?
oh the STDs
blonde: oh god yes
do you ever think that because we know what we know that maybe we're having less fun than everyone else?
emily: lol
yes
all that bodily fluid?
oh the STDs
blonde: oh god yes
do you ever think that because we know what we know that maybe we're having less fun than everyone else?
emily: lol
yes
Sunday, May 10, 2009
On the Topic of Abortions
maureen: we just don't use that word very often.
emily: yeah, well its an ugly word.
maureen: it is an ugly word. maybe the protesters would leave us alone if we called it a shmoo-shmoo.
hahaha
emily: yeah, well its an ugly word.
maureen: it is an ugly word. maybe the protesters would leave us alone if we called it a shmoo-shmoo.
hahaha
Friday, May 8, 2009
How many receptionists does it take to sort encounter forms?
Emily: Can you help me sort these encounter forms?
Me (Maureen): D00d, I already sorted a bunch of these today.
Emily: Do you know how many encounter forms I have to go through a day? This many! *flips me off*
Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me (Maureen): D00d, I already sorted a bunch of these today.
Emily: Do you know how many encounter forms I have to go through a day? This many! *flips me off*
Both: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Saturday, March 7, 2009
drunk friends
emily: i'm so annoying
jess: i know
emily: i don't know how you guys put up with me
jess: i don't. i drink when i hang out with you
jess: i know
emily: i don't know how you guys put up with me
jess: i don't. i drink when i hang out with you
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Saturday, February 21, 2009
In Response to Dickness
i recently had a conversation with my shit exboyfriend on why he was irresponsible and a waste of time.
this is jess's response to the copy of our convo::
Jess: "i somewhat miss your company"
this is jess's response to the copy of our convo::
Jess: "i somewhat miss your company"
i SOMEWHAT think you're a dickbag
Sent at 2:13 PM on Saturday
me: lmao
Friday, February 20, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
crawfish extravaganza
tihna: have you ever had crawfish
emily: no
cassie: ikea has em!
emily: ikea has everything!
cassie: crawfish extravaganza!!!!
emily: no
cassie: ikea has em!
emily: ikea has everything!
cassie: crawfish extravaganza!!!!
fake ketchup
tihna: this ketchup taste funny!
em: i know. i hate their ketchup?
tihna: mmm.
cassie: what brand is it?
tihna: golds
cassie: maybe it's the tomatos theyre using.
tihna: FAKE ASS KETCHUP!!!
em: i know. i hate their ketchup?
tihna: mmm.
cassie: what brand is it?
tihna: golds
cassie: maybe it's the tomatos theyre using.
tihna: FAKE ASS KETCHUP!!!
Saturday, February 7, 2009
2:15 on a Saturday
(Out loud)
Maureen: Dudes, dudes, dudes.
(Gchat)
Maureen: d00z
(Out loud)
Maureen: Oh God, I spelled that wrong.
(Gchat)
Jess: 12?
Maureen: d00dz
(Out loud)
Jess: Yeah, I'm the only one here who would have thought that was really funny.
New Girl: Wait, are y'all chatting together online?
Maureen and Jess: No!
Angie: We don't even like each other.
Maureen: Dudes, dudes, dudes.
(Gchat)
Maureen: d00z
(Out loud)
Maureen: Oh God, I spelled that wrong.
(Gchat)
Jess: 12?
Maureen: d00dz
(Out loud)
Jess: Yeah, I'm the only one here who would have thought that was really funny.
New Girl: Wait, are y'all chatting together online?
Maureen and Jess: No!
Angie: We don't even like each other.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
paris lips
em: i don't think paris has full lips.
tihna: she does.
em: um. no. i think you're wrong.
tihna: compared to the rest of her skinniness?
tihna: she does.
em: um. no. i think you're wrong.
tihna: compared to the rest of her skinniness?
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
On The Topic of Exboyfriends...
me: do i have a big ego?
jason: like, as in you're arrogant?
no
me: lol thank you
my ex is telling me i have a big ego
jason: yea, wtf, you're quite humble i'd say, you've just got spunk.
and you're witty
and he's jealous.
me: and im like "... right.. uh... youre obv bitter about something"
jason: yes bitter that's the one
me: lol
he is jealous
bc i have a job that i love
and thatt i dont have to worry about
jason: ahhh
that really gets on some people's nerves
me: because i have a crazy social life, don't care to be tied down to a man that i don't love. lol
jason: he's not bored, he's boring.
me: hahaha
Monday, January 26, 2009
Hiatus
angie: dude, we need to update uglylaugh. its been a week!
jess: yeah.
angie: its been a week!
jess: umm.. maybe we just haven't been laughing.
j + a: hahahhahahahaha
jess: yeah.
angie: its been a week!
jess: umm.. maybe we just haven't been laughing.
j + a: hahahhahahahaha
Dating the Roommates
Maureen: say it
Maureen: go head
ass
me: i was GOING to say, "don't go dating all her roommates now"
but then i thought, "too late"
haha
Maureen: i can't date kristine
she's straight
me: lol
i guess youre dafe then?
hahahaha
*safe
aw lame.
burn + mispelling = backfire
Maureen: hahahahaha
serious
At Eastern Standard
Jess: You know who looks good in berets?
Angie: Who?
Jess: Almost nobody.
Jess: Did I say that loud enough for that girl to hear?
Angie: Who?
Jess: Almost nobody.
Jess: Did I say that loud enough for that girl to hear?
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Worst case scenario.
A conversation between coworkers, about a hugely annoying coworker (let's call her Poppy), via text:
1: My Christmas present to everyone - I got Poppy laid.
2: HOW IS THIS A PRESENT FOR THOSE OF US WHO ARE UNWILLINGLY CELIBATE?
1: Because now she will shut the fuck up.
2: No. She'll still over-elaborate, and now I've got a nasty mental image AND an overwhelming feeling of inadequacy.
1: I'm sorry. :(
2: I mean, aw man, really? Let me just jump out the third floor window I'm sitting next to.
1: Sorry dude I didn't get any either.
2: Then...how COULD you?
1: Mostly it was funny.
1: My Christmas present to everyone - I got Poppy laid.
2: HOW IS THIS A PRESENT FOR THOSE OF US WHO ARE UNWILLINGLY CELIBATE?
1: Because now she will shut the fuck up.
2: No. She'll still over-elaborate, and now I've got a nasty mental image AND an overwhelming feeling of inadequacy.
1: I'm sorry. :(
2: I mean, aw man, really? Let me just jump out the third floor window I'm sitting next to.
1: Sorry dude I didn't get any either.
2: Then...how COULD you?
1: Mostly it was funny.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
We all want something.
Maureen: i need to find a good fish place
Angie: i want affection
Maureen: i want a pony
wow
that was kind of dick, huh>?
Angie: LOL
Maureen: zomg ugly laugh
i'm putting it up
Angie: i want affection
Maureen: i want a pony
wow
that was kind of dick, huh>?
Angie: LOL
Maureen: zomg ugly laugh
i'm putting it up
Sunday, January 11, 2009
obv gobama
alex: http://www.hardocp.com/images/news/1231627863GiOYXp4XMd_1_1_l.jpg
angie: lol damn
9:10 PM
angie: whoa
angie: eight miles a gallon
angie: is it sad that that bothers me?
alex: yes
alex: wtf do you care about, assassination or fuel economy on something used for local drives
angie: obv gobama
alex: hahahaha
angie: lol damn
9:10 PM
angie: whoa
angie: eight miles a gallon
angie: is it sad that that bothers me?
alex: yes
alex: wtf do you care about, assassination or fuel economy on something used for local drives
angie: obv gobama
alex: hahahaha
Monday, January 5, 2009
Sifting through the lost and found box...
Angie: DUDE, who leaves a jar of INSTANT COFFEE at a Health Clinic?!!
Jess: Girl, I just bought that!
Jess: Girl, I just bought that!
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Juicy Directions
angie: did i really just tell her to eat something juicey?
lol. who is speaking through me?!
i dont say things lke that!
Jess: LOLLLLL
angie: eat something juicy. like an orange. or watermelon
Jess: OR CARROT JUICE
angie: like... grapes.. or a nectarine
Jess: or YO MOMMA
Sent at 3:27 PM on Saturday
angie: gdghkahouqeryo
Jess: LOL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
SNAP
Sleeping Around
alex: I've slept with a bunch of people, male and female, over the years
angie: lol hoebag
alex: from people crashing at my place to going camping... I'm such a ho
angie: you totally got the hiv
alex: lmao
Friday, January 2, 2009
Roommates on dating.
Meghan: you need to be bringing over more attractive boys for me to look at
Maureen: yeah
this old guy thing has got to end
Meghan: agreed
if he is old enough to be your father's contemporary, dont date him
Maureen: ahh, meg-han's rules to live by
Sent at 2:42 PM on Friday
Meghan: haha
hey, i am smarter than i look
Maureen: i think you're going on the blog
Meghan: yessssssssss
and that will be the most productive part of my day
Maureen: yeah
this old guy thing has got to end
Meghan: agreed
if he is old enough to be your father's contemporary, dont date him
Maureen: ahh, meg-han's rules to live by
Sent at 2:42 PM on Friday
Meghan: haha
hey, i am smarter than i look
Maureen: i think you're going on the blog
Meghan: yessssssssss
and that will be the most productive part of my day
Dating
Maureen: also i'm finding that he's not as much fun as i am
cuz he's like old
all he ever wants to do is talk
Sent at 11:47 AM on Friday
angie: ......
::ugly laugh::
when'd you start dating chicks?
Sent at 11:48 AM on Friday
Maureen: it's not funny!
except for the part where it's funny
Sent at 11:50 AM on Friday
angie: hehe
Sent at 11:51 AM on Friday
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