work hazard

the downside of working at a sexual health clinic::

random guy: hi, i'm a really cute guy and i'd like to make an appointment.
me: sure. what did you need to be seen for?
random guy: i'd like to get testing and i have this lump on my testicle that i need to get checked out
me: ......
Maureen: ZOMG
that's so unfortunate
me: the downside of working here
Maureen: such a freaking tragedy

gchat: Maureen is busy. You may be interrupting.

breathalizer

Eugene: we should go out and drink and buy a breathalizor and see who wins
Angie: lol
what?
hells no
lol thats retahded
... okay maybe. how much is it?

mistakes

eugene: fuck you
angie: you already did
eugene: mistake number one


burn

Whitebread

miranda: i'm whitebread
angie: yes you are
miranda: no... i'm more like oatbread
angie: no... you're whitebread
... what kind of bread am i?
miranda: i don't know... does goya make bread?
angie: ........... i'm going to my room!

After a Greek Dinner....

miranda: where did you guys go?
eugene: we went to this place called aegean. they served aegean food.... it was kind of like greek.

Classico

Eugene: does 'Classico' mean classic?
Angie: No... Of course it does!
wtf kind of question was that
Eugene: a dumb one
shh
whateva

Hokey Pokey

angie: i mean, you know?
eugene: maybe... the hokey pokey really is what its all about.